The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

A lot of lies and misinformation has been put about by eco nuts on the back of a report by an idiot economist [Sir Nicholas Stern]. Environmental head bangers are talking nonsense when they claim that aviation is the fastest-growing source of carbon emissions. Coal-fired and oil-fired power stations are the biggest contributor of carbon but I have yet to hear any fearless eco warriors advocating nuclear power as they drive around in their SUVs to their next protest meeting.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.