Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

A lot of lies and misinformation has been put about by eco nuts on the back of a report by an idiot economist [Sir Nicholas Stern]. Environmental head bangers are talking nonsense when they claim that aviation is the fastest-growing source of carbon emissions. Coal-fired and oil-fired power stations are the biggest contributor of carbon but I have yet to hear any fearless eco warriors advocating nuclear power as they drive around in their SUVs to their next protest meeting.

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.