Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.