Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.