Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but after the first £50million or £100million, it became less about making money and more about having fun.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.