The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

The unions need to be taken on. British Airways is massively over-staffed and has got to get its costs down. . . . The problem for [chief executive] Willie Walsh is that the board of BA has no spine, no balls and no vision.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.