The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.