A lot of lies and misinformation has been put about by eco nuts on the back of a report by an idiot economist [Sir Nicholas Stern]. Environmental head bangers are talking nonsense when they claim that aviation is the fastest-growing source of carbon emissions. Coal-fired and oil-fired power stations are the biggest contributor of carbon but I have yet to hear any fearless eco warriors advocating nuclear power as they drive around in their SUVs to their next protest meeting.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.