It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.