It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but after the first £50million or £100million, it became less about making money and more about having fun.

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.