All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.