All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider. I probably work 50 times harder. I think I'm the most underpaid and underappreciated airline boss in Europe.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.