All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider. I probably work 50 times harder. I think I'm the most underpaid and underappreciated airline boss in Europe.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these loons who drive their SUVs down to Sainsbury's and buy kiwi fruit, flown in from New Zealand for Christ sakes. They're the equivalent of environmental nuclear bombs!

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!