All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright. Business is all about getting your sales up and your costs down, the bit in the middle is profit.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!