I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, 'I'll have a short bier.'

You always pass failure on the way to success.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

I don't pick the roles. Your agent gets a call for you and you go and they all get together, everybody has fun at the reading, and they say, "There's chemistry here." So that's how it happens.