Hey kids! Let's put on a show!
Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.
I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.
John Frances, Entertainment Chair, of the Friars Club: Of all the roasts that I have produced for the Friars Club, this is the one that I am most excited about. Mickey is one of the Club's dearest friends, and we wanted to honor him in the way we know best.