Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.