Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, of the Friars Club: Of all the roasts that I have produced for the Friars Club, this is the one that I am most excited about. Mickey is one of the Club's dearest friends, and we wanted to honor him in the way we know best.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.