Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

God bless the universe, God bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, all of them and let's have peace.

I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.

Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"

I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, 'I'll have a short bier.'