Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.