Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.