. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.