Every creature stalks some other, catches it, and is caught.

Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.