Art is socialism but life is capitalism.
I just don't give off a great first impression.
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
I think the reason why I'm so alluring to networks is because on the surface I'm like a quintessential relatable, boring white guy. A great many sitcoms have been anchored by a boring white guy, so I feel like what they want to mine from me are my more generic qualities.
I'm a compulsive everything.