Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.
I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.
Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
My writing process is very feedback-based. When I do stand-up, I listen to the audience. I try to understand what's connecting, what's not connecting, and then rewrite, rewrite and rewrite.