He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.