Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.