Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.