The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?