If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.