Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.