At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.
Milton BerleMy son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
Milton BerleThis is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
Milton Berle