Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"