My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.