All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.