Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.
Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"