I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.