In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.