Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?