Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.
Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.