Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.