Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.