You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.