He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.
The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.