If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.