My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.

At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?