For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.