I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!