Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.