I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.