When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".