When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.