You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!