My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.