You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.
My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.