It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.