It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.