I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.