I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.