When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.
The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.
The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.
Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.
So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.
I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.