The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".