A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!