If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!