If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.