Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!
Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.
Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.