I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
Milton JonesAbout a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.
Milton JonesThe worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.
Milton Jones