I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!
My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.
Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.
The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.