I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.