So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.