So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.