Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.