As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.