As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.