As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better