As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!