Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.