I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else.

I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are. This bedroom has an oven in it. This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is over in that other guy's house.

Xylophone is spelled with an X. That's wrong. It should be a Z up front. Next time you spell xylophone, use a Z. If someone says, "That's wrong!", you say, "No, it ain't." If you think that's wrong, then you need to have your head Z-rayed.

Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.

I'm not into sports. I mean...I like Gatorade, but that's as far as it goes.

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.