I`ve not really been angling to be a comedian. I knew comics and I loved them and I loved being funny, but I didn't understand the whole concept of becoming one. My first couple of times on stage, I was like, "This is what I'm doing for sure." I was so excited.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
P.S. - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I'm not into sports. I mean...I like Gatorade, but that's as far as it goes.