I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down and that made me angry 'cause I like loud music... so when he knocked on the wall, I'd mess with his head. I'd say Go around I cannot open the wall I dunno if you have a door on your side but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat.

Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti, and blankets."

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.