Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.