I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
Mitch HedbergI recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Mitch HedbergWhen you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.
Mitch Hedberg