I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.
Mitch HedbergI like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That's kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear that story about that lady who drove her car into the lake with her kids and they all drowned?" "Yeah, I did, and you know what - that inspires me to write a movie about a gorilla!"
Mitch Hedberg