When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
Mitch HedbergI went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.
Mitch Hedberg