All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.